Dear visitors to the airplane seat next to me: Please understand these things before you come here

Did you ever read the 'Dear visitors to ...' articles? Despite the fact that the first one was a great success I think it's now time to make fun of these headlines, cause they occur way too often in my timeline...

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What I always wanted to share with the visitors to 'the airplane seat next to me', 'to my bathroom' and 'to the University Library' is summed up beyond.

Slide down, sit back and enjoy.

...Please understand these 8 things before you come here

1. Please leave at least one armrest for me

2. Please do not snore

3. My shoulder has a load-bearing capacity of only 200 Gramm, I hope for you that your head is heavyer than that

4. Please don't be afraid of flying because one of us is already enough

5. If you sit at the window please don't use the toilet. Thank's.

6. If I sit at the window please don't fall asleep so I can use the toilet

7. Please do never ever put your shoes off. The oxygen masks might drop down.

8. Please buy the premium film program so we can enjoy it together.

...Please understand these things before you come here

1. Please put the fckn lid down!

2. Don't leave drops on the seat where it's not clear if it's just flushing water or something else

3. Please put the Aircondition on after Nr. 2 and CLOSE the door

4. Keep in mind that I can smell when you used my 150$ parfum to cover the smell

...Please understand these things before you come here

1. I can hear your music through your headphones

2. If you are writing like a Formlua 1 racer is driving, I get paniqued. Very paniqued. I might put my headphones on very loud so we can enjoy it together.

3. Please react wisely to my grumpy look when you are 'whispering' to your friend about last night

4. Please ignore me when I am whispering someone important news about last night

5. Please do not bunny hop around in the library

6. Do not bring any plastic bags

7. Sneezing is dangerous:

The End.

What are you suggesting the visitors to ... ? Write it into the comments below.

Lot's of Love.C.

Lot's of Love. C.

What do you want to suggest your visitors?